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If I were a month I would be : December
If I were a day of the week I would be : Thursday
If I were a time of day I would be : midnight
If I were a planet I would be : uranus
If I were a animal I would be : a dog
If I were a direction I would be : right
If I were a piece of furniture I would be : a bed
If I were a historical figure I would be: napoleon
If I were a liquid I would be : water
If I were a tree I would be : a birch
If I were a flower/plant I would be : lily of the valley
If I were a kind of weather I would be : rainy
If I were a musical instrument I would be : guitar
If I were an emotion I would be : irony
If I were a color I would be : black or green
If I were a vegetable I would be : cauliflower
If I were a sound I would be : bass
If I were an element I would be : oxygen
If I were a car I would be : a truck
If I were a song I would be : Dream Theater - Through Her Eyes
If I were a movie I would be directed by : Spielberg
If I were a book I would be written by : Anonymous
If I were a place I would be : Moernsheim, DE
If I were a material I would be : satin
If I were a taste I would be : bitter
If I were a scent I would be : lily of the valley
If I were a word I would be : beak
If I were an object I would be : a bulb
If I were a body part I would be : a neck
If I were a facial expression I would be : enamoured
If I were a cartoon character I would be : Kim Possible
If I were a shape I would be a : circle
If I were a number I would be : 9